I don't know what to say about this fella.
His past is shrouded in secrecy.
Rumour has it, that he is one of two missing sons of the Duke of Edinborough.
One was named Phillip and the other,
Presently working on new bid to take control of the throne.
that's if no one else is using it!
Jump left...step right!
By the way...never ask Phillip his age!
No one really knows, anyway....
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